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Oh my. This is simply fantastic.
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[Jul 29th, 10:36pm] |
Saxen Krum - I am duly impressed that you're not dead, and awake. Tell me, are those bandages real or are you aiming for a bit of cock? Last time I checked, injuries only hindered that. Or awake for that matter considering the body needs sleep to heal injuries because being awake is not good, it'll just make it even worse, less blood flow to the bodies since it'll be feeding the brain. You’re more likely to shift the wrong way and hurt the injury even more, the potions you would've taken would've made you drowsy and if you're staying awake - well then I'm not going to the funeral.
Dante MacMillian, Roger Davies - How pathetic, letting a girl get more injured than you are. Given said girl, I would say right on. Instead, I'm going to tell you guys to aim for a broken neck next time.
Izzy Hanover, Dylan Creevy, Logan Weasley, Alice Longobottom - How are those broken fingers of yours? Did they get that way from pulling the thumb out of your arse a bit too quick?
Oliver Wood, Coralin Tanner - how boring. If you are going to play, do it right and attempt to do something more than sit around with your finger up your bum shying away from anything that might give you a booboo. I know mummy isn't around, but perhaps try a bit harder?
That was the most disappointing game of Quidditch I've ever seen. Thank Merlin it wasn't against Slytherin because some of you would be dead (and no one would mourn).
Furthermore, grammar, proper tenses - use it. For the love of Merlin, I'm going to be nice and say most of you are in fact trained to at least some competent level of basic schooling.
Now everyone, 1+1=? I'm sure that's about the right level yes?
Elena, Westly - you are obviously excluded from this. Milkos, we'll talk.
And for the love of merlin, I'm burning the next journal I see with half arsed, overly sappy, pathetic love lyrics to random people. Grow up, grow a pair and get a life.
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